You want an official site? You want an official Tom Cruise website? You can’t handle an official Tom Cruise website!
I built Tom an official website twice. It crashed and burned the first time…the second time is looking pretty good so far.
I am going to start my own official Tom Cruise website…so who’s comin’ with me? Huh? Who is coming with me to my official Tom Cruise website besides…Flipper here?
Respect…the Tom Cruise official website…and…tame the official Tom Cruise website!
Everybody get the picture? Tom Cruise has his own official website now. The coolest thing about it is that it plays the Risky Business music.
4 Comments
May 5, 2008 at 2:38 PM
I feel like I have been bombarded by his face. I feel icky.
May 5, 2008 at 3:19 PM
I have one better:
http://www.tomcruiseisnuts.com
May 5, 2008 at 10:26 PM
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May 6, 2008 at 2:19 PM
I knew this guy who lived next door to a official Tom Cruise website once. The webiste lived w/ it’s 2 kids. The guy told me that the city they lived in was attacked by aliens once & that the son of the official Tom Cruise website ran off to fight the aliens. With much saddness, the official Tom Cruise website lost the life of it’s son. Or did it?!?! In a marvelous turn of events the aliens are gone & the son appears, completely unharmed & completely alive!! The official Tom Cruise website was so thrilled, it began to jump up & down on a couch & it awarded it’s long time friend Speilberg with the Official Tom Cruise website official Sell-Out of the century award.
No joke!
True story!