Michael Bay’s Rejected “Batman” Script

Here you see director Michael Bay. I have no idea who the blond is but I am sure this is the type of woman that Bay constantly surrounds himself. He is so awesomely awesome.

A scooper got his or her hands on a few pages of a Michael Bay script that was rejected by Warner Brothers. The script was for a proposed “Batman” movie. It sounds like it would have been pretty decent but I would have added a few things. There weren’t nearly enough rocks in outer space or black guys performing comic relief for me.

Cinematically Correct note: The script is not real. It’s a joke…but a really funny one. Personally, I don’t mind Michael Bay so much. His movies are silly but they always look so damn cool.