…because it takes so long to play a game of Monopoly? Get it?
Ahem. So, here is the new International Monopoly game board. New York is the only city in the United States to make it, which will undoubtedly piss off Los Angeles…good.
I don’t want to knock a place I haven’t been but…Montreal gets the pivotal Boardwalk spot? I’m sure it’s lovely…but Montreal? Wait, wait…Riga gets Park Place? I don’t even know where Riga is for crying out loud. Let’s see…let me hit my Google key here…Riga…it’s in f’ing Latvia? Why not Paris, London, or Rio? Hell, even Detroit would be fine…at least people have at least heard of it.
Cinematically Correct note: Family Guy Monopoly is my favorite Monopoly, even though I find the entire game to be shallow & pedantic.
7 Comments
August 20, 2008 at 12:36 PM
Brother Costanza approves of Riga.
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August 20, 2008 at 1:11 PM
Funniest thing I have seen all day…hands down.
November 10, 2008 at 5:50 PM
games…
Have you ever attended……
December 16, 2008 at 1:54 PM
Well, if you call Latvia f*ing and don´t know where it is, I must admit You are a total i-d-i-o-t! And also, google some more to find out why Riga is in the 2nd place right after Montreal. A hint… it´s because canadians and latvians are fighting for their capitals, while americans don´t even know basic geography
December 16, 2008 at 1:55 PM
P.S. I´m from Riga, and believe me I´d make you blue eye if I hear you speaking this in me being present…
December 16, 2008 at 1:58 PM
Dude, I know where Latvia is. It was part of the former Epic Failure, the Soviet Union.
Apparently, humor does not translate into Rigan…or do you speak Rigatoni there?
I’ll be here all week folks.
January 21, 2009 at 7:06 PM
Nothing seems to be easier than seeing someone whom you can help but not helping.
I suggest we start giving it a try. Give love to the ones that need it.
God will appreciate it.