When Work Hands You Lemons…Throw Them Back Really, Really Hard

It’s been a rough few months for Mr. Cinematically Correct at work. I know that I shouldn’t complain as 9.3% of Americans are collecting unemployment right now…but too bad, I’m going to complain.

It’s been easy to maintain a few posts on this blog during the day. Over the past few months, my posts haven’t been quite as frequent or with the kind of funny that I normally like to bring to the table. Well, even those weak-ass posts are going to grind to a halt. How can I say this without being completely offensive…my employers are 100% douchebags. Yeah…I said it and I am aware that it’s now out there on the Internets for the world to see. Doesn’t matter, they are kicking a handful of us in the crotch today and they know it, but do nothing about it. That, my friends, is what happens when your employer simply doesn’t care…which is always special.

If I could detail the way I have been treated over the past eight months, I would. However, you don’t want to read about that when you have your own troubles. I can tell you that as of today, I am showing up at work and being given a s*** sandwich every single day to eat.

What’s the point of all this bitching? There probably will be a decrease in posts here. I’ll still write reviews and things like that, but there will definitely be a lack of items during the day…unless somebody wants to pay me for it.