At Least It Can’t Get Any Worse Than “Aliens Vs. Predator 2″

Nanu Nanu Bitches.

Ridley Scott, who I feel is the second best director working today (behind Marty, we’re tight…I can call him Marty), is officially onboard as director of the planned and as yet-unscripted “Alien” prequel. There is much debate as to the subject matter of the prequel, but early word is that it is actually based around the character seen here, Mork…who of course is from Ork.

This douchebag with Entertainment Weakly wonders who will play Ripley in the prequel? Well, considering it’s a prequel and it would make absolutely zero sense for the Ripley character to appear, I doubt anyone will be playing Ripley in it.

Since I know you are wondering, yes, I do have an idea as to what the prequel should be about. Wouldn’t it make the most sense to see what happened on the planet that our gang landed on in the original “Alien”? How did all the alien cocoons with the face-sucker thingies get in their base? What’s up with the freaky ass big alien ship that had the huge dead alien in it? Where did Ripley get her hair permed in the future? These are all compelling questions that need answered in a prequel.