Sports Flash!! Rex Ryan, Rex Ryan’s Wife, Feet, & My Twittering About Rex Ryan, Rex Ryan’s Wife, & Feet
Over the past two days or so, New York Jets head football coach Rex Ryan has had to deal with a few videos that have surfaced. In these alleged videos (which you can see on Deadspin here), Rex Ryan’s wife is shown showing off her feet. Yes, it appears that she and the man behind the camera (who clearly sounds like Rex) have a foot fetish. You know what? I don’t really care what married couples do behind clothes doors. They can hump each other’s feet until they don’t feel feelings anymore, what do I care? They aren’t doing anything wrong, aren’t hurting anyone, so big deal.
That being said, it’s pretty funny. It’s this funny:
Rex Ryan's favorite movie: Footloose.—
Chic (@Chiccywood) December 23, 2010
From what I understand, Rex Ryan loved Daniel Day Lewis in "My Left Foot".—
Chic (@Chiccywood) December 23, 2010
Rex Ryan was denied a refund after he went to see "Happy Feet", which was nothing like he thought it would be.—
Chic (@Chiccywood) December 23, 2010
There have been many sad days in Rex Ryan's life. None sadder than the day HBO aired the final episode of "Six Feet Under".—
Chic (@Chiccywood) December 23, 2010
I should have known years ago that there was trouble afoot, when Rex Ryan & I went to lunch at Sonic. He ordered a foot long.—
Chic (@Chiccywood) December 23, 2010
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