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Cinematically Correct Rating Scale

Spam

This is the lowest you can score on the Pop Culture scale. It is something you should avoid at all costs. It would truly be a waste of your life. Luckily for you, I have already wasted my life on it so you will not have to. See also: “Ishtar”, “Step By Step” by NKOTB, Coy and Vance Duke.

Keanu

It’s not that I despise Keanu or anything, but come on. He’s responsible for some really bad stuff. I mean, Dogstar? Please. See also: The Who without Keith Moon, Keystone Light, Great Value products.

Wonder

Don’t get your hopes up, it’s just there. If you miss it, I’m sure that you will be able to get on with your life. See also: Mean, median, mode.

Holy Grail

I cannot recommend this strongly enough. It is a piece of entertainment that should be checked out probably more than once. This is something that can eventually become entrenched in your pop culture obsessed life…or at least mine. See also: “Dark Side of The Moon”, two guys in the Sonic commercials, The A-Team.

Kubrick

Greatness from July 26th, 1928 - March 7th, 1999. See also: “Goodfellas”, “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band”, George Lucas Pre-1990.

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