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News Flash! Johnny Depp To Star In Every Movie Ever Made

Yesterday afternoon, InContention.com’s Kristopher Tapley reported that Johnny Depp will star in not one, not two, but three different flicks for Disney. The three movies are a fourth “Pirates of the Caribbean”, “The Lone Ranger”, and he will be The Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s “Alice In Wonderland” flick. Oddly enough, Depp will not be the Lone Ranger, he is playing freaking Tonto. Say what?


Forget all that noise, when are they gonna get the “21 Jump Street” gang back together? They remake every old TV series into a movie and nobody has snagged this one yet? Call up Richard Grieco and Holly Robinson Peete, give them gas money, and get them in this movie. I’ll offer up my services as producer. I’ve never produced a movie but I’ve seen “Get Shorty” and “The Player” so I’m practically a seasoned veteran of movie production.

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  1. jenchic
    September 25, 2008 at 12:44 PM

    A Tim Burton “Alice In Wonderland”??!! How awesome is that going to be?! If you think about it, that story is pretty twisted on it’s own…when Tim gets ahold of it…it’s gonna be outstanding!! I know it!! That news is full of cool beans!

  2. jenchic
    September 25, 2008 at 12:45 PM

    P.S. I used to have that exact Johnny poster on my wall…if you remember that!!

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