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Guy Ritchie To Divorce Madonna, Get Back To Making Good Films!

We only report on things from 100% credible sources here at Cinematically Correct. That is why I will report that The Sun is claiming that Madonna and Guy Ritchie will finally announce their decision to save Guy Ritchie’s film career. How will they do this? By announcing their pending divorce, that’s how. There is no word if Madonna will stop being British after the divorce is final.

Seriously though, can you believe that Madonna is getting divorced? Again? Surprise surprise. This must mean that she wants to hook up with Alex Rodriguez guilt-free for awhile. She has a thing for douchebag athletes (see Canseco, Jose and Rodman, Dennis).

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