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If You Love “Transformers”, Roller Coasters, & Michael Bay’s Hair, I Give You “Transformers: The Ride”


The Universal Studios theme park will have a new roller coaster soon. That’s right…”Transformers: The Ride“. There is no word if the ride will be able to transform the fanboys who ride it into actual grown-ups. If so…I will never, ever ride that son of a bitch.

This did give me ideas for other rides based on movies.
– “Doubt: The Ride“. Experience the thrill of being a Catholic Priest who may or may not have molested one of his students.
– “There Will Be Fun: A Ride Loosely Based On ‘There Will Be Blood’, Which Was Loosely Based On Upton Sinclair’s ‘Oil!’
– “The Righteous Kill Ferris Wheel“. Who says Ferris Wheels are boring? Try riding one while watching this hit starring two old guys!
– “The Indiana Jones & The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull Tilt-A-Whirl”. Relive exactly how you felt after seeing the new hit movie by riding this ride…then throwing up!

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