Sports Flash!! Tiger Woods Caddies For Some Spare Golfer!!
Oddly enough, I can’t find the name of the guy that Tiger caddied for yesterday at Torrey Pines. The guy apparently won some sort of contest and got to have Tiger as a caddy for 18 holes. Where is his name…oh here it is…wait for it…Phil Mickelson. ZANG!! Hilarity ensues.
The guy is actually John Abel from Jersey and he will also be in a Buick commercial with Tiger. Every time I see a Buick commercial with Tiger driving a Buick, I giggle. There is no way that dude drives a Buick. Tiger has a 1.5 acre mansion with robot maids, season tickets for every professional sports team in the country, and a hot Swedish wife, he definitely doesn’t drive a Buick.
Cinematically Correct note: I don’t know if Tiger has robot maids or the season tickets. I do feel it is safe to assume so.