“Transformers 2” Spoiler Ahead! Stop Reading If You Want To Retain Your Dignity!
Michael Bay has been tight-lipped about his latest hot-chick opus “Transformers 2”. All we really know about this movie so far is that Michael Bay will again fool idiotic males into thinking that Meagan Fox is a legitimate actress. What else do we know about this movie? Well, we know that Michael Bay will again parlay his film success into scoring all kinds of strange ass…but that goes without saying.
A website called Transformers World (which I can’t believe I visited) has what they claim to be a spoiler. It’s actually completely silly and could only be considered a spoiler to 37-year old virgins that live with their parents.
Apparently, the character Alice (Isabel Lucas,yet another hot from Michael Bay) isn’t actually a girl. She is a Pretender, which is a rock band fronted by Chrissie Hynde. No? Okay fine. A Pretender is a Transformer that, you guessed it, turns into a hot blond chick. Crazy right?