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U.N. Finally Working On That Earth-Asteroid Collision Problem


So I read today that the brilliant minds at the United Nations have been told by some equally brilliant space people (presumably aliens) that we need to get going on our asteroid contingency plan. Well look here U.N.’ers…Michael Bay, in all his infinite wisdom, has already spelled that plan out for you Holmes. What you need to do is get John McClane and a handful of indie film actors, get their asses in space suits, slow motion walk them to a space shuttle and land those bastards on that f’ing asteroid. Oh, make sure you teach them how to drill. Wait, you have to give them a small nuclear device too…you know, to blow up the asteroid after they drill a hole in it…duh. Does it all have to spelled our for you Kofi?

Although…it could turn out bad and then we’re all screwed.

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