A-Rod In A Race For Douche Superiority With Michael Phelps
Back on July 1st, there was a post here about the rumors circling Alex Rodriguez and Madonna’s possible relationship. Since then, A-Rod and his wife divorced. As everyone knows, Madonna and Guy Ritchie have also divorced. Now, the worst kept secret ever is now apparently as official as a celebrity relationship can get: A-Rod was front and center at a Madonna concert in Miami last week. How does this make it official? What kind of a man, even A-Rod, voluntarily goes to a Madonna show? The kind that gets a laminated pass and sits front row.
A-Rod must have read the stuff about Michael Phelps and his new nookie girlfriend. He refuses to be out gossiped by such a dorky white kid. The next thing on A-Rod’s list is to get Anderson Cooper to challenge him in Home Run Derby on “60 Minutes”.