Can The Comic Book Guy Hold His Breath Until January 20th?
The entire dork community will have what will amount to collective heart failure if U.S. District Judge Gary A. Feess rules in favor of Fox on January 20th, 2009. That is the day that Judge Feess will decide if Warner Brothers can go ahead and release “Watchmen” as planned on March 6th. If Warner Brothers would hire the Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer, all the dorks wouldn’t have to worry because they win hands down.
Forget all this courtroom noise, there is only one way for Fox and Warner Brothers to settle this…octagon. I’m talking hardcore, balls-to-the-wall ultimate fighting. Hell, let’s get the Comic Book Guy (who rules) to fight Bugs Bunny. You know…one is from Fox and the other is Warner Brothers…whatever. That’s funny and you know it.