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Sports Flash!! Florida Wins Despite Effort From The Worst Announcer Crew In Human History

PhotobucketEven though Tim Tebow wears jorts, I was pulling for Florida last night, mostly because the Oklahoma Sooner fan beats the Gator fan in the obnoxious department. Trust me, the Sooner fan is so over-the-top and it is very disturbing. It’s probably because, other than Indian Casino gambling and listening to Toby Keith, there ain’t much to do in Norman, OK.

Normally, I can’t think of anything worse than listening to Toby Keith…then I heard the Fox broadcasting team of Thom Brenneman and Charles Davis. They were an audio version of a crotch kick. Brenneman makes Chris Berman sound like Walter Cronkite.

The most obvious and glaring mistake from these clowns was the Oklahoma fourth down turnover on the goal line in the first half. Thom didn’t realize that there is in fact a third down prior to fourth down. Here are some other winners from these dopes, courtesy of Awful Announcing:

  • “They had 4 games that hit the 500 yd rushing mark, Tebow was one of them.”, Brenneman.
  • “If you’re fortunate to spend 5 or 20 minutes around Tim Tebow, you’re better for it.”, Brenneman.
  • My personal favorite: “Tebow steps out of major trouble to gain a yard..umm…add 5 on top of that for a gain of 6.“, Brenneman.

It’s a sad state of affairs when you are happy that ESPN is taking over.

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