Crazy Poo Throwing Monkey Is Ravaging Tampa, FL
According to this Breitbart.com story, a rhesus monkey has escaped from an unlicensed source in Clearwater, FL. Unlicensed source? So some lucky bastard actually had this monkey as a pet?
So far, it’s evaded capture twice, one of those was an attempt with a tranquilizer gun. This insane doo-doo chucker is like Richard Kimball…you just can’t catch him. It is rumored to be heading to Tampa, FL due to the fact that it is a huge Philadelphia Eagles fan and he has Super Bowl tickets.
Oh yeah…here now is a video of a monkey washing a cat.