Eddie Van Halen Is 53 Today, No Word On Many Of His Real Teeth Made It This Far
There are a bunch of celebrity birthdays today. I would be remiss if I didn’t mention that Paul Newman would have been 83 today. Forget Walt Disney or Ted Williams, somebody should have tried to freeze Paul Newman. I am going on record that Newman was The Coolest Guy That Has Ever Lived In Recorded Human History. The list is like Jesus…then Newman.
Today is also the 53rd birthday of Edward Van Halen. Is Eddie the greatest guitar player ever? No…but he is the most boozed up guitar player ever. Seriously folks, Lindsay Lohan read about Ed’s last trip to rehab and said, “Damn, that guy has a drinking problem.” You know…it’s funny because she is all jacked up all the time…hello…is this blog on?
These two awesome humans share a birthday with a long list of pretty talented people. You have the underrated Scott Glenn, the funny Ellen Degeneres, the brilliant Bob Uecker, badass chick singer Lucinda Williams, and Greatness himself, Wayne Gretzky. I go with Mario Lemieux as the greatest hockey player ever…but I’m not Canadian so my hockey opinion means jack.