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Cowboys Sign Middle Linebacker Jessica Simpson To Two Year Deal

PhotobucketThere is quite a stir about these new pictures of Jessica Simpson from the 99.9 Kiss Country 24th Annual Chili Cook Off in Florida. As you can see, Jessica has put on a bit of weight. I personally don’t think that the weight looks that bad. She could eat a small village of people and still be pretty.

What does Tony Romo think of this? Maybe she tacked this weight on to replicate opposing defenders for an off-season workout? Lord knows that Romo could use the practice…the spare that he is.

Here are the real issues: those jeans and an f’ing chili cook off? Isn’t she a big star? Good God…how beaten she has to be with that type of thing. She should fire her booking agent and whomever dresses her immediately. The belt…the tank top…the disgustingly high waisted mom jeans…redneck chili cook off…simply terrible.

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  1. jenchic
    January 27, 2009 at 9:52 AM

    You do understand that you just totally critiqued the crap out of her outfit, right?? What has Ms. Cinematically Correct done to you!!! You should like totally be on the fashion police on E!..ya know, that like totally cool entertainment channel…E!
    (all of the above was said in ‘valleygirl”)…

  2. jenchic
    January 27, 2009 at 9:54 AM

    Shes a hotmess in that horrid horrid outfit!

  3. Chickybabe
    January 27, 2009 at 2:01 PM

    Mr CC is totally right – JS is a gorgeous woman. And she may be heavier than we remember her, but heck, Beyonce was never exactly svelt. And she is sexy.

    However, that outfit shoud, be burned. Her stylist, should be shitcanned. You can still dress great, look fashion forward, and be really sexy… and not look like a “hot mess”.

  4. jenchic
    January 27, 2009 at 3:57 PM

    See, us real girls understand how to dress for the size you are. When a celeb goes from big to little like Miss Simpson has…she’s obviously clueless!!
    Shoot her stylist!

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