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“The Office” Related Sports Flash!! Missouri 78, Cornell 59!!

Andy Loves Cornell

Andy Loves Cornell

Let’s hope that Andy Bernard doesn’t have any anger issues this weekend. Actually, I called him to make sure he doesn’t get too upset. Instead, he told me a bizarre college story. Here is what I roughly remember him saying:

“When I was in college I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was Puke. I would chug a fifth of So Co, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people’s empties, some brewskies, some Jell-o shots, do some body shots off myself… Pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more So Co, head to class. Probably would’ve got expelled if I had’ve let it affect my grades but I aced all my courses. They called me Ace. It was totally awesome. Got straight B’s. They called me Buzz.”

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