What? Somebody Likes Zooey Deschanel More Than Me?!?!
How did I not think of this first? This guy came up with a list of ten characters that Zooey Deschanel should have played. I naturally agree with all of his choices, particularly replacing Kirsten Dunst in “Elizabethtown”. That movie is greatness but Dunst is just not that great in it. Zooey would have been much better as the girl that saved Orlando Bloom’s character…because in real life, Zooey has done the exact same thing for over 150 people. That number can’t be confirmed and was largely conjured out of thin air by me.
Cinematically Correct note: I have a list of movies that would have been better if Zooey Deschanel was in them. All of them…and she plays every character.