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Isn’t It About Time Madonna Just Went Away?

Remember when Madonna was hot?

Remember when Madonna was hot?

Before I even go into this story from the Daily Mail, just look at Madonna’s left arm. It looks like Lou Ferrigno’s arm circa 1982. She could curl a Volkswagon with that thing. All Madonna is missing with those arms is a mustache, a black tank top, and two barbells that read “100 lbs”. Are these muscle jokes doing anything for you?

The jackass over her right shoulder in that picture is named Jesus and he met Madonna when she did some whoreish photo shoot. I’m not sure who the dude over her left shoulder is, but I’m sure he’s nailing Madonna too.

Jesus’ dad is claiming that his son is all set to marry Madonna in some Kaballah ceremony. I understand they will commemorate the ceremony by wearing a crocheted bracelet. There is no word if Ashton and Demi will be present.

You know what really grinds my gears? Madonna, that’s who. Who the hell does she think she is? Is she Catholic? British? Jewish? Whoreish? If one thing is for certain, Madonna doesn’t even know the answer.

What do you want Madonna? Sean Penn? Alex Rodriguez? Guy Ritchie? Carlos Leon? Jean-Michel Basquiat? Warren Beatty? Tony Ward (who was a porn star)? Dennis Rodman?  Jose Canseco? Tupac? Vanilla Ice? John Kennedy Jr.? That fat dude that played Newman on “Seinfeld” (I can’t substantiate this claim with fact)? What I’m saying Madonna is that you sure seem to hook up with all kinds of famous people. I guess that common man penis is just not going to work for you. You need either singer/movie star/athlete/model penis or else it’s just not going to happen.

Cinematically Correct note: I apologize for this mean-spirited, crude, and unnecessary post. But come on…you can’t stand Madonna these days either.

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  1. May 15, 2009 at 8:48 AM

    I couldn’t agree more. I wish she had gone away many many many many years ago. Like right after Borderline.

  2. yankeepro
    May 16, 2009 at 1:26 AM

    she going after arod with vengence, if her marriage didnt work she had to go ruin someone elses.

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