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Make No Mistake About It: Johnny Depp Is Totally Old Now

Only Depp can wear that hat, scarf, and have that mustache. Just him. Anyone else is 100% douche.

Only Depp can wear that hat, scarf, and have that mustache. Just him. Anyone else is 100% douche.

When it’s a slow news day and I’m busy at work, you can pretty much guarantee that the posting will be weak. You may ask yourself, “Hey, Mr. Cinematically Correct, what’s the change?” To that, I will say…you’re right.

Since I was searching for something…anything…to write about, I noticed that it is Johnny Depp’s birthday today. That old sun of a gun is 46. Crazy right? Not only is Johnny getting close to 50, but Johnny apparently loves Chicago and feeding sharks. Random? Yes, it is.

Johnny shares a birthday with the extremely overrated Natalie Porman and the great Alex P. Keaton himself, Michael J. Fox.

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  1. jenchic
    June 9, 2009 at 1:51 PM

    thank you for celebrating his birthday!

  2. Adam
    June 9, 2009 at 7:14 PM

    46 is the new 30, unless you’re not Johnny Depp.

  3. Shafali
    December 12, 2009 at 7:50 PM

    Is he really 46?! Incredible! Thanks for the infobyte:)

    Shafali

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