Who Doth Kenneth Branagh Casteth In “Thor”?
Phew…thank goodness Kenneth Branagh and Marvel Studios cast Natalie Portman in “Thor”. Why? Well, do you know who Chris Hemsworth or Tom Hiddleston are? I’m sure they are fine actors but who the hell are these guys? Hiddleston will be playing Loki, the main bad guy to Thor, and Hemsworth is playing Thor? Look, I’m all for getting an actor that really embodies the comic book character…but is the non-geek crowd going to pay to see some dude name Hemsworth playing a fairly obscure comic book character? I don’t think so.
According to the IMDB’s “Thor” page, Jessica Biel is rumored to play Sif, who I believe invented peanut butter. Wait…that’s Jif…I have no idea who Sif is. Jif’s wife?