Sports Flash!! Tiger Unloads On The Field & His Pants At The Buick Open
“You’ve just got to try and let it release a little bit more.”
Did Nick Faldo know just how true those words would ring? Prior to hitting his second shot at the final hole of yesterday’s Buick Open, the eventual champion and best athlete alive today, Tiger Woods, shared a hilarious moment with the world. See…somebody farted. Watch the clip and listen closely. Yes, that’s an audible fart. But…who is the culprit? After using my keen detective skills, I have fingered the guilty party.
I don’t believe it to be Tiger or his caddy, Steve Williams. First, the sound is too loud to be either of them from the fairway and must be much closer to an open microphone. Second, neither of them appear to be smelling anything foul so by the law of “who smelt it, dealt it“, they are not the guilty parties. Third, Tiger and Steve hear the fart, recognize the direction it came from, look to their right, and begin laughing. The fart came from back and to the left…if you’re watching it on TV.
After studying this film and analyzing the facts, there was indeed no second farter. I do believe that CBS commentator David Feherty is, in fact, the lone farter. The television feed is below, but if you want an isolated audio feed, click here.