How Did Joseph Gordon-Levitt Agree To Wear This?
There have been some fairly surprising developments regarding “G.I. Joe: The Rise Of Cobra”. Right now, the movie has a 91% favorable Rotten Tomato rating. It’s a small sample, with only eleven total reviews, of which none of them are from the more well-known critics. I’m sure that by Friday’s release date, that approval rating will plummet. Need a guarantee that this movie will be trashed by critics? Paramount has decided that the movie will not be screened for critics, a sure sign of epic failure.
The most unfortunate development is this piss-poor Cobra Commander get-up. What the hell man? What was so wrong with the blue fabric mask or the silver shield mask? They freaking rocked. Hell, I’m surprised that Hasbro was down for this new mask. If they rolled with the two old school Cobra Commander looks from the 80s cartoon, they could have sold two separate toys…which I guess is something so calculated that it is only reserved for the Devil himself, George Lucas.