Captain Lou Albano Passes Away Due To Cyndi Lauper Ear Poisoning
Yes, the headline is in extremely poor taste and yes, I am ashamed. I could delete it right now and just say “R.I.P. Captain Lou”, but that’s just boring when I could mock Cyndi Lauper and report Captain’s Lou’s death all at the same time.
One of wrestling’s legendary people, Captain Lou Albano, passed away today at the age of 76. It’s reported that his family is accepting donations to help pay for his hospital bills so it doesn’t sound like he was doing so hot at the end. I don’t think it’s a Randy The Ram situation, but it doesn’t sound good.