Happy Birthday Nic Cage, You Crazy Bastard
It’s almost as if the stars are aligned up perfectly for me to truly celebrate Nic Cage’s 46th birthday, just one day after discovering the greatness that is Nic Cage as Everyone. It is officially the greatest website of all time that you will look at today.
Is there any doubt that, when focused, Nic Cage is a badass actor? The guy does wheels off just about as good as anyone and I think his role in “Raising Arizona” is complete brilliance. Actually, how the hell was “Raising Arizona” not on my All Time Top 100? Insanity on my part.
Also celebrating a birthday today is all-around ass-clown David Caruso. The face he’s making here is pretty much his acting style. His permasquint seems as if he is constantly smelling bad gas or something like that.
The thing that I remember most about David Caruso is a joke from “The 40-Year Old Virgin” at his expense. Seth Rogen’s character, in an attempt to get Steve Carell to act cool, says to him to be just like “David Caruso in ‘Jade’“. I recall being the only person laughing at that joke…since nobody really knows who the hell Caruso is.