First Randy Quaid Gets Imprisoned, Now Early Reviews Of “Iron Man 2” Suck? What Next?
Judging from the early reviews, it looks like it will be geeks vs. critics (one could say it’s geeks vs. geeks, ha…ahem) when it comes down to decided whether “Iron Man 2” sucks or not. It’s going to have to really, really hug nuts for me to say it’s no good. See, I’m completely in the tank for Robert Downey Jr. He is dangerously close to taking over the prized position of Cinematically Correct Life Coach from one Mr. Larry David. Well, minus the crack cocaine use and all…
So far, the Hollywood Reporter’s Kirk Honeycutt has trashed it and Variety’s Brian Lowry took 500 words to say “meh”. Whatever. Look at that son of a bitch right here. Is it possible for anything with a human being this awesome to suck? I mean, remember “The Pick Up Artist”? “The Singing Detective”? “In Dreams”? “Only You”? “Air America”?