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First Randy Quaid Gets Imprisoned, Now Early Reviews Of “Iron Man 2” Suck? What Next?

"I piss excellence."

Judging from the early reviews, it looks like it will be geeks vs. critics (one could say it’s geeks vs. geeks, ha…ahem) when it comes down to decided whether “Iron Man 2” sucks or not. It’s going to have to really, really hug nuts for me to say it’s no good. See, I’m completely in the tank for Robert Downey Jr. He is dangerously close to taking over the prized position of Cinematically Correct Life Coach from one Mr. Larry David. Well, minus the crack cocaine use and all…

So far, the Hollywood Reporter’s Kirk Honeycutt has trashed it and Variety’s Brian Lowry took 500 words to say “meh”. Whatever. Look at that son of a bitch right here. Is it possible for anything with a human being this awesome to suck? I mean, remember “The Pick Up Artist”? “The Singing Detective”? “In Dreams”? “Only You”? “Air America”?

Bad examples?

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  1. mcarteratthemovies
    April 28, 2010 at 8:39 AM

    Robert Downey Jr. has done some hard living. If anyone should be a “lifestyle expert” (whatever the eff that is), he’s it.

    How can a movie with Mickey Rourke as a villain and Robert Downey Jr. as the hero suck? It can’t. It’s just not possible.

  2. April 30, 2010 at 5:20 PM

    lol nice story man.

  3. May 6, 2010 at 4:29 AM

    hehe, best title for a blog post ever

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