Lucas & Spielberg Looking To Further Destroy Indiana Jones’ Legacy
Wasn’t it enough that a mere ten or fifteen minutes into “Indiana Jones & The Kingdom of The Crystal Skull”, Steven Spielberg and George Lucas completely trashed Indy by having him get into that fridge and get chucked thousands of yards while in it? Wasn’t it painful enough to watch Karen Allen obviously be confused enough to think she was playing the Joker with that stupid ass smile on her face? Didn’t it make you slink in your chair in embarrassment as you watched Cate Blanchett embarrass herself with that over-the-top ridiculous Russian accent? Finally…the motherf***ing swinging on vines scene.
It should have ended there. Everyone got together and tried really hard to make another Indiana Jones movie. It was worth a shot right? They missed. It’s okay. I’ve forgiven almost everyone involved. Harrison Ford, Spielberg, LeBouf…everyone except Lucas, that greedy little troll. It’s bad enough he found a way to make three new “Star Wars” movies that actually make me think less of the original three. No, he had to go and ruin his greatest creation, Indiana Jones, as well. Blasphemy. You will never get a pass sir. Never.
Now this. They are going to try again. Please, don’t do it. Just quit. Tell Harrison Ford to retire from acting and get his wife a sandwich or burger or something. Have LeBouf go make more dumbass movies with talking robots in them. Tell Spielberg that he is still capable of making a movie that actually matters. Anything…but this.