Star Wars Nerdiness Hits A New High And/Or Low
Over the weekend, George Lucas decided to feed his blindly insane worshippers some table scraps. There was a Star Wars convention in Orlando over the weekend and Beardy O’Flannel (that’s my nickname for Lucas, it’ll catch on someday) showed them a deleted scene from “Return Of The Jedi”. It’s about ten seconds of stuff and these geeks start whooping and hollering as if they had finally seen a boob for the first time. Really. For God’s sake people, it’s five seconds of Luke fondling a lightsaber with a Phillips head screwdriver. Big f’ing deal.