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Badass Overload: Phillies In First Place & The Return Of “It’s Always Sunny”

Nothing will ever beat "The World Series Defense". Nothing.

We begin with Mac’s letter to Philadelphia Phillies Future Hall Of Fame Second Baseman and Overall Handsome Man, Chase Utley:

“Dear Chase, I feel like I can call you Chase because you and me are so much alike. I would love to meet you some day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can’t throw as fast as you but I think you would be impressed with my speed. I love your hair. You run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have not been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did, and I hope you write back this time and we get to be good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real ‘home run.'”

If you know me, you know that the from that moment on, “It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia” became the nexus of my very being.  Not a day goes by in which I don’t think about the physical strength, albeit glamor muscles, of Mac. The charity of Sweet Dee. The inventive nature of Dennis. The elder wisdom of Frank.

And Charlie. Sweet, precocious, adorable Charlie. He’s really just a bundle of hugs and feathers and magic. When he runs around as Green Man, it truly warms my heart to its very core.

If you choose to repeat any of this, please quote me directly. I do not appreciate being paraphrased as I choose my words very deliberately.

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