Jen Aniston Wins Craziest Woman Alive Award!

Out of curiousity, when you miss work…do your co-workers at least make an attempt to pick up your slack for the day? I know when my people miss work (which is quite often), I try to help them out. Today, I am up to my ears in two days worth of work. It’s so awesome.

There’s not much time for me to waste today, but I had to post this insanity. Details has named Jennifer Aniston as Hollywood’s Sexiest Woman. Ugh…I am so Aniston’ed out these days. I find her to be completely overrated in every department, especially the acting one. Not only is she too mentally unstable to be number one, she flat out isn’t as hot as the following:

• Salma Hayek
• Kate Beckinsale
• Kate Winslet
• Salma Hayek

You may ask, “why is Salma Hayek on there twice?”. Because that is how hot she is.  Here is the top five:

1. Jennifer Aniston
2. Megan Fox
3. Gisele Bundchen
4. Freida Pinto
5. Kim Kardashian…who is so gross that I can’t even begin to handle it.

Sports Flash!! A-Rod Sports The Best Abs That HGH Can Buy!

There are so many things that one can say about these pictures of Alex Rodriguez from Details magazine. Since looking at them has successfully sucked my will to live (or at least type), I’ll just say this…

…hey A-Rod…f-you.

Oasis Is Back With Less Drugs & More Arrogance

I love Oasis. From the moment I first heard “Live Forever”, I’ve been a fan and fiercely defended them. Over the past ten years or so, even a fan like myself will admit their albums have been very mediocre, almost treading water as an excuse to tour and play the hits from “Definitely Maybe” and “What’s The Story Morning Glory”. Actually, this Details interview pretty much cements my thoughts about the band’s recent history.

Most people gave Oasis flack because Liam and Noel Gallagher are, let’s see, a bit on the arrogant lout side? That is one of the reasons I dig them so much. To them, they were the best band on the planet. That is the same as LeBron James thinking he is the best basketball player on the planet, it’s confidence. Now, the Gallagher boys may have been wrong about their opinion of themselves but at least they thought they rocked. Noel still brings out some heavy comments about that other biggest band in the world, Radiohead:

“We’re just working-class boys trying to make a living. They’re middle-class boys worrying about pushing an envelope somewhere, and all that carbon footprint and all that bollocks. Every time there’s a polar bear on his tiptoes on an ice cube in the middle of the Antarctic, you know whose fault that is? Rock stars’. That’s their fault. Any time there’s food running out somewhere— ‘Let’s do a gig. That’ll sort it out. Let’s do a big f***ing gig. Let’s fly everybody in from all over the world and pontificate to poor people about how they should be saving the planet.’ Go f***ing kiss my ass. It’s very easy to just say, ‘We’re going to become difficult now and challenge our audience.’ I like my audience. They paid for my swimming pool. I’m not f***ing challenging anybody.”

You know…that statement isn’t too far from the truth.