It Could Only Happen To Larry…Their Old Landscaper?

Here is a quote from an article regarding my Life Coach, Larry David:

“Larry David is doing his best to stay in good spirits despite having to share Martha’s Vineyard with his estranged wife, Laurie David, and her boyfriend, Bart Thorpe, the couple’s former landscaper. Our spies spotted the “Curb Your Enthusiasm” comic with a cute date at Balance in Oak Bluffs. “He was buying drinks for everybody,” says a source. “And having a few himself.” Larry has given Laurie and Bart run of the spread known as Camp David, while he’s been staying with pals Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen. “The women on the island have been telling him how glad they are that they broke up,” one islander tells the Boston Herald. “He seemed shocked to find out we all felt that way.”

So uber-environmentalist Laurie David has hooked up with a landscaper? Are you serious? That is how “Curb Your Enthusiasm” should end. Larry in his summer house with his ex-wife and ex-landscaper.