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“She’s Out Of My League” Is Out To Settle Age Old Debate: Who Is Hotter, Jay Baruchel or Alice Eve?

March 15, 2010 · Leave a Comment

This is Jay Baruchel. You’ve seen him in a handful of movies, such as “Knocked Up” or “Tropic Thunder”. He’s one of those actors that when you see him in commercials for “She’s Out Of My League”, you say things like “Oh, it’s that guy!”. Well, we may need to get used to seeing Baruchel in the comedic-leading man role a la Ben Stiller, Paul Rudd, or Steve Carell because he is definitely the real deal. Hey, Baruchel even headlines a movie that made more cash in one weekend than the supposed breakout role for “Twilight” douchebag Robert Pattinson!

By no means is “She’s Out Of My League” a genre-bending, non-formulaic R-rated romantic comedy. It is filled with all the romantic comedy cliched characters and plot turns that you see in those awful PG-rated Reese Witherspoon or Katherine Heigl car crashes (please take note, I’ve ripped three big stars of other films to this point. Impressed?). However, this movie succeeds due to the likability of Baruchel and his co-stars.

Baruchel is Kirk, a TSA at Pittsburgh International Airport with a white trash ex-girlfriend (Lindsay Sloane), a family that likes her more than him, and a circle of friends which include the good looking guy, the overly nice guy, and the wheels off guy. As I said, nothing new. One day, Molly (Alice Eve) forgets her iPhone at airport security, which Kirk retrieves and takes to her. Not surprisingly, they hit it off and away we go.

There are several hilariously funny situations written in by co-screenwriters John Morris and Sean Anders, who also wrote the upcoming “Hot Tub Time Machine”, which makes this month quite big for them. There is one moment involving male grooming that, while funny, is completely insane and would never in a million years happen. Fortunately, Morris and Anders wrote in enough syrupy sweetness between Baruchel and Eve to balance out the juvenile.

Leading the juvenile moments are Kirk’s friends, Stainer (TJ Miller), Jack (Mike Vogel), and Devon (Nate Torrance). While almost all of the foursome’s conversations are hysterically funny, T.J. Miller steals the show as the amazingly dim and obnoxious Stainer. Since I don’t want to give too much away, let’s just say that Hall & Oates gets involved in a brilliant and original way.

The entire movie falls apart if you don’t believe that Kirk and Molly could actually fall for each other. Eve proves to be more than a smoking hot blond and probably has a future in the Reese Witherspoon romantic comedy world. She’s definitely easy on the eyes, which may disguise any shortcomings. Baruchel doesn’t have that luxury and he carries this movie from beginning to end. He makes you believe that Molly could fall in love with him and if he can pull that off, the sky could be the limit for him.

The White Bread

“She’s Out Of My League” really is a typical romantic comedy. It just happens to be loaded with f-bombs and awkwardly hilarious moments or as I like to call it, a work luncheon. It is definitely a good one to take your girlfriend/wife to see and you won’t be ashamed of yourself…like you would as you walk out after seeing “Remember Me” or “Dear John” or <insert clever name here>.

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It’s Official: Ryan Adams Has Lost His Mind & Really Recorded A Metal Album

March 12, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Mandy Hearts Ryan

There hasn’t been much Ryan Adams hero worship on Cinematically Correct. At one point, I was posting two or three things about him a week…which is either proof of how big a fan I am or flat out creepy.

Today, Ryan Adams posted a metal song on his websitetitled “Electrosnake”. He claims it is a very serious metal song. Fans of Adams know that with a title like that, there is no way that it is serious.

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Are There Any Good Movies Opening Today?

March 12, 2010 · Leave a Comment

It’s a sad state of affairs when a Paul Greengrass-directed, Matt Damon-starring film is getting some pretty iffy reviews. “Green Zone” is only at 51% favorable right now and most reviews use the word “cliched”. Yikes, not good. If you toss in too much Greengrass Shake Cam, it could turn me off altogether.

“Remember Me”? I would rather be tortured by Sayid Jarrah than see this. Yes, Emilie de Ravin of “Lost” fame is in it…but who cares. If she isn’t crying or screaming about her babee, then I’m not interested. Don’t get me started on this spare Robert Pattinson. Have I seen anything with him other than that Harry Potter flick? No, I haven’t. Am I forming an unfair opinion of him? Yes. He sucks.

So, the winner appears to be “She’s Out Of My League” starring Apatow-vet Jay Baruchel. It’s reviews aren’t that fantastic but I’m interested in seeing Baruchel in a starring role. He consistently steals scenes in movies he appears in and he probably deserves a shot at the big time. What if this is his “Knocked Up”? That flick sent Seth Rogen into stardom, so why can’t this?

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Cinematically Correct Has Been Diagnosed By Dr. Linus, Results Show Smitten

March 11, 2010 · 1 Comment

Ben: Redemption Is On Its Way Bro

Sorry about the delay in getting this up this week. It’s my first week at a new job so things have been hectic.

If you are a fan of trying to figure out who the bodies are in the caves, who Flocke really is, is Jacob good or bad, etc…last night’s “Lost” was not for you. Last night was all about character and emotion. Think about it, what really happened that advanced any Island mythology or was all sci-fi-ishly tricked up? Not a whole bunch. However, last night did, I believe, conclude the biggest successful flip from heavy to face in fictional history.

Ben Linus is a good guy.

How good? Really good. You can be good too if you keep reading.

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I Heart Zooey Deschanel

March 9, 2010 · 4 Comments

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Heavy Quick Music Hits! The Lips, The Stripes, The Vampires…Oh, Betty White Too

March 9, 2010 · Leave a Comment

There hasn’t been a run of great new albums in quite some time. Sure, I’m obsessing over Local Natives, but it’s hardly made a serious dent on the music scene. Since I haven’t had any music talk here for awhile, here’s a few quick hits:

  • The White Stripes are releasing a live album titled “Under Great White Northern Lights” on March 16th. The album is for a concert film with the same title that covers their 2007 Canadian tour. You know…the one in which they played a small show on a boat. Oh, if you follow the link here, you can listen to the album online.
  • On a side note, if you haven’t seen the documentary “It Might Get Loud”, see it. Even if you aren’t a music geek, you should dig it. It had me on permagrin for two hours. You really haven’t lived until you see Jack White build a guitar out of two pieces of wood and an empty Coke bottle.
  • This Saturday, I will see The Flaming Lips perform “Dark Side Of The Moon”. This will no doubt be sick. The Flaming Lips’ movie “Christmas On Mars”…was not sick. It may have actually made my wife sick instead. This is not stopping Wayne Coyne from moving forward with another movie. This time, Wayne is hoping to pull in bigger stars than Fred Armisen. He claims to be in talks with Justin Timberlake…which is actually quite awesome sounding.
  • Everyone is talking about how great Vampire Weekend was on SNL this past weekend. Sure, “Cousins” was fun and cool…but “Giving Up The Gun”? So, so boring. I’m just not a fan of the song or a performance that had the majority of the band not playing instruments. The best music of the night was the piano performance of Zach Galifianakis. Greatness.
  • Speaking of SNL…Betty White has confirmed she will appear on the show at some point this year.
  • Finally…in news to only excite reverb-loving, country rock fans, Band Of Horses will release “Infinite Arms” on May 18th.

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Quick, Knee Jerk Oscar Reactions

March 8, 2010 · 3 Comments

My immediate thought? Boring. Uber-boring. It’s getting to be painful to watch. That’s particularly sad because I really love movies and all that surrounds them, which makes the film world’s big night even more disappointing.

• Most humble: Christoph Waltz
• Least humble: the chick that won Best Costuming. What a creep.
• Most confusing moment: what the hell was Sean Penn talking about? That guy is setting records in strangeness.
• Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were decent enough. Baldwin played the straight man most of the night, while Martin let himself take the brunt of the jokes. I’d take another year of them.
• Forgetting Farrah Fawcett in the, umm, dead folks montage was pretty inexcusable.
• The best two moments by far were the Sandra Bullock acceptance speech and the bit by Robert Downey Jr. and Tina Fey.

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Let’s Get Ready For An Inevitably Boring Oscar Telecast!

March 7, 2010 · Leave a Comment

It’s almost Oscar time and there’s nothing like the last minute to post my predictions for tonight. I’ve decided on a different kind of format for this. Instead of just picking the winners, I’ve decided to pick what I think will win, what should win, and the nominee that I’m pulling for. Of course, doing this sort of thing is pretty academic at this point since tonight’s winners are going to be so boringly predicable.

We should really bet on how long I hang with Mo’Nique’s acceptance speech. About five seconds before I puke?

Best Director

Will win: James Cameron, “Avatar”

Should win, pulling for: Kathryn Bigelow, “The Hurt Locker”

Best Supporting Actor

Will win, should win, pulling for: Christoph Waltz, “Inglourious Basterds”

Best Supporting Actress

Will win: Mo’Nique, “Precious”

Should win, pulling for: Anna Kendrick, “Up In The Air”

Best Original Screenplay

Will win: Mark Boal, “The Hurt Locker”

Should win: Quentin Tarantino, “Inglourious Basterds”

Pulling for: Joel & Ethan Coen, “A Serious Man”

Best Adapted Screenplay

Will win: Geoffrey Fletcher, “Precious”

Should win: Jason Reitman & Sheldon Turner, “Up In The Air”

Pulling for: Nick Hornby, “An Education”

Best Actress

Will win, should win, pulling for: Sandra Bullock, “The Blind Side”

Best Actor

Will win, should win, pulling for: Jeff Bridges, “Crazy Heart”

Best Picture

Will win: “Avatar”

Should win: “The Hurt Locker”

Pulling for: “A Serious Man”

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Odds That SNL Is Funny Tonight?

March 6, 2010 · Leave a Comment

Since I go back to work for a real job on Monday, I was looking forward to going out tonight for a movie and a nice dinner. Then, I remembered that Zach Galifianakis and Vampire Weekend are on SNL tonight.

So, does Galifianakis actually give SNL a chance of being, you know, funny? Maybe…but I doubt it. As far as I’m concerned, that show is beyond hope.

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It’s A Good Thing That The 3D Glasses Aren’t Comfy, They Kept Me Awake During “Avatar”

March 4, 2010 · Leave a Comment

30-40 Minutes Of Amazement, Followed by 120 Of Boredom

There’s really no need for me to waste any time here: Now that I’ve seen “Avatar”, I found it to be so bad that I’m upset that I saw it at all.

The fact that “Avatar” is even in the same group as movies like “A Serious Man”, “Up In The Air”, “Inglourious Basterds”, “District 9″, hell, even “The Blind Side” is beyond me. Come Sunday, if this movie beats out “The Hurt Locker”, James Cameron will have pull the wool over the eyes of Academy voters twice. Both times he has used the beautiful green color of money to distract them from the fact that, while technologically amazing, just aren’t that great.

“Avatar” is about a group of people called Na’vi on a planet called Pandora. This planet is laden with a precious ore called Unobtainium and the evil human race is there to take it from the Na’vi.

All of the stereotypical bad guys are present. You know…big business and the military. The bad guys send the parapalegic Jake Sully (annointed megastar Sam Worthington) into the Avatar program, which is able to put humans into the a Na’vi body. They want Jake to infiltrate the Na’vi and learn their secrets in order to force them out of their home, which is a huge tree on top of a big Unobtainium deposit.

It doesn’t take a genius to know where this is going. Jake meets Neytiri (Zoe Saldana) and, after three months in their society, they fall in love and he turns on the evil humans and helps the Na’vi fight back. That’s the story. That’s it. I don’t care how much amazing effects you show me, I’m going to need more than that or at least you better tell it better than “Avatar” does.

So, the effects. Yes, it is amazing. The colors pop off the screen and I would think not seeing in it 3D would take away from the movie. There were several moments that definitely blew my mind, which is surprising since this stuff usually doesn’t sell a movie for me.

Once I got over the effects, I was terribly bored. The middle 100 minutes are painfully slow. Besides, you know that all of it is just leading up to an epic battle in the end, which wasn’t really that epic. It all felt so anti-climactic.

The White Bread

If not for the groundbreaking visuals, I would have really torched this movie. I also kept it short because you are probably tired of reading about “Avatar” already. Obviously, thousands of people disagree with me, but this type of thing just isn’t my cup of tea.

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